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The Tale of the Unicork - The Unicorn Beer & Wine Bottle Opener
Once upon a time there was a decorative novelty corkscrew bottle opener unlike any other. It was a cute corkscrew wine opener and also a fancy bottle opener, though not necessarily a girly bottle opener. For an animal corkscrew of any kind it was the most unique. For a horse corkscrew it was certainly the most magical. Among cute, funny and cool bottle openers for bartenders, it was one of the funniest and quite possibly the coolest. Of all the collectible corkscrews it was a must have! The greatest and wisest of the realm have dubbed this wondrous device, the Unicork!
All the lords and ladies were determined to get their hands on one so that they too could possess its magic powers and impress their friends! But where to find one? Lo and behold, this amazing unicorn gadget exists to this very day and can be found right here!
With the mighty force of its unbreakable golden horn and ergonomically shaped body, any who possess a Unicork shall have the power to amuse and delight while removing both bottle caps and corks from the containers whose magical contents they seal! Those who hold this item in their hands will immediately feel its weightiness and understand its value!
How much magic is in a Unicork?
- 1.2 pounds of solid metal that the bearer will feel in their hands
- Extremely durable construction is unlikely to break
- Rainbow colors and a golden corkscrew horn shine brightly
- Open both beer and wine bottles for you and your court
- Unicorn kitchenware item that stands upright for display
- Rare and unique corkscrew decoration found nowhere else
- Unicorn body shape fits comfortably in your hand to use
- Nicely packaged in a sturdy gift box
As both a functional and decorative item, the Unicork makes for an excellent gift to anyone who enjoys unicorn novelties. This beautiful and unusual corkscrew bottle opener combination is unlike anything else available. While other comparable unicorn corkscrews often break with use, the Unicork is durable metal and the corkscrew horn is screwed into place with an extremely strong metal adhesive.
Despite not having a lever for leveraged cork removal we promise this is the best unicorn wine opener you can find. With the cleverly designed hand grip and strong corkscrew connection you will be able to comfortably remove corks over and over again. Besides, wine tastes even better when earned and we all need exercise anyway, right? With our special instructions included it’s not that hard! If necessary you can always find a loyal knight of the realm to wield the Unicork’s power on your behalf.
For beer and other capped beverages you need only leverage the Unicork's front hooves to kick that cap to curb! When not in use just set it aside for your friends to marvel at its majestic display. Be the envy of the realm and order your Unicork today!
*Unicork does not actually have magic*
